Switch to ReptOleum
and kiss those oozing, draining sores
goodbye!
ReptOleum
Brand Therapeutic Snake Oil Products
are made from only the finest imported and
domestic
serpents. NO worms or eels are used—that is our
pledge to you.
And remember these other fine ReptOleum
Products:
- ReptoLax for
Regularity
- ReptoCreme for
Beauty
and . . .
- ReptoTreats for
Kids & Pets!
NEW!!! ReptoLite Energy Drink!!!!
Compounded by Nature
Herself of powerful Hydrogen and life-giving Oxygen!!! Contains no Extraneous
Ingredients!!! No Calories or Noxious Carbohydrates!!!
!!!! NO ANIMAL BYPRODUCTS !!!!
ReptoCola Replenishes!!!!
ReptoSeltzer
brings the blessed burp of relief!!!!
ReptoRise for Manly Vigor!!!!
By now it may have dawned on you that we are not actually selling Snake
Oil. Good for you! Unfortunately, lots of other people are selling all kinds of
Snake Oil in the form of Miracle Cures for cancer and just about anything else.
Not all of them are quite as obviously fraudulent as our dear old ReptOleum. Here
are some links to sites that tell you what to watch out for.
http://www.quackwatch.org/
http://www.cancer.org/docroot/home/index.asp
http://www.badscience.net/
And if for some reason you want to contact me, try pauljsampson@yahoo.com. Eventually, you will also be able to see stuff about me at www.pauljsampson.com. If you don't see anything there, it's because I haven't finished setting it up. In the meantime, you can find things by and about me on Google and at these sites:
http://www.alsopreview.com/thewriters2.htm
http://www.eclectica.org/v3n4/sampson_salon.html (Losing My Voice)
http://www.eclectica.org/v4n2/sampson_salon.html (Sorting the
Fragments)
